Hair Pulling Extension Tension Intervention – Real Housewives

“She certainly didn’t look like she just pushed out a watermelon out of her chuckarella.” – Dina Manzo from Real Housewives of New Jersey

Time for another one of my D-List celebrity sightings.  If you happen to be a fan of Real Housewives of New Jersey, you will happen to see a tall good looking gentleman named Greg who is titled as a friend of Albie, the eldest son of Caroline Manzo.  You have seen him in the episode when Albie confronts his other friend who is dating his younger sister, Lauren.

Most recently, you would have seen him on Season 2  Episodes 9 and 10 sitting next to Theresa at the fashion show (famously now known as the hair extension pulling episode) and later walking Ashley, Jacqueline’s daughter.   Below is a picture of me with Greg, a business associate of mine in the affiliate marketing world.

Me and Greg from Real Housewives of New Jersey
Me and Greg from Real Housewives of New Jersey

Herbie & Friends

” In less enlightened times, the best way to impress a woman was to drive a hot car.  Women got wiser and got their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.” – Scott Adams, cartoonist

Yes, my wife laughs about “my ride” just as my mother laughed at my dad and his beat up Volkswagens.  My daughter gets slightly embarrassed when I drop her off in school with Herbie, but they just get a kick out of people pointing and giving us the thumbs up with a big smile.  Truck drivers, policemen, little kids…you name it, we’ve seen it all!  Yes, really -ALL.  Seriously, if a car is a person’s identity, then my car is mine.  Life is fun, and you don’t need to have the fastest, sexiest or most expensive tastes to make others smile

This past weekend I was at the Marin County Fair and went out to the exhibitor parking lot ( a big pasture) to get my sweatshirt.  My car was out back by the horse trailers and as I leaned into my car, on the other side of the car and out the windows I saw a bunch of bare chested teenage cheerleader girls.  They had been changing out back behind my car!  As a father of a young girl, I quickly grabbed my sweatshirt, shut the door and walked away as the girls giggled and told me how they loved Herbie. Brother!  Couldn’t they have picked some huge SUV to change behind?

Anyway, I frequently get told by people that they saw me (my car) etc.  So I’ve decided to start posting photos of people with my car.  If you ever find Herbie parked around San Francisco, feel free to take a photo and share it with me.  I will post it here.  Here are a few to start it off.

My Daughter & Herbie
My Daughter & Herbie go camping
John & The Cowmobile
My Business Partner and our other vehicle, the Cowmobile!
County fair volunteers
County Fair Volunteers

  

I did it – Goal!!

“Running is a lot like life.  Only 10 percent of it is exciting.  90 percent of it is slog and drudge.”
          – Dave Bedford, English distance runner who occasionally put in 200 miles a week in training

GOOOOOOAALLLLL. Nah, this isn’t World Cup Soccer. 

Many of you have been asking about my crazy night time running regimen.  Well, I finally reached my goal to lose the 30 pounds I gained since I got married 16 years ago.  I’ve always said this training and running I’ve been doing wasn’t about me.  It isn’t.  It is about my wife, my mother,my mother-in-law, my aunts and my cousins who have all had breast cancer.   I run for these women and donate each year to the Carol Franc Buck Breast Care Center based upon the number of miles I run.  Well the weight loss and conditioning originally were just a side result of my runs, but when I found my cholesterol to be high, I turned it up a notch.  The picture below is the result.  The move from a 36 inch waist to 30 and the loss of 30 pounds and a well managed cholesterol level were my main targets.

No more Fat Pants

My recipe?

  • 20-30 miles of running a week
  • The ‘Lean Track” of P90X exercises twice a week
  • 8 classes of water a day
  • 1 cup of coffee a day
  • Oatmeal with coffee for breakfast 6 days a week
  • Removed all sodas from the house

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I’m going to keep this brief as I’m just testing some links, but as it relates to my theory of web based personal retail the above example “virtual gallery” by Art.com is the perfect example for discussion that I thought I’d share it here.

Art.com calls itself the best kept secret on the web.  In fact, it is the biggest brand you’ve never heard of.  Above is what they call their virtual store.  Any of their affiliates can place one of these “widgets” on their own website/blog as I am doing here.  Now that is half the battle.  There is no viralness to this widget.  I do love that someone like myself can display for you some art that they find interesting or that they’d like to share with you.  It allows me to broadcast what I like.

What do I not like about it you ask?  Art.com does not make it easy to share.  If someone wants to make a copy of this gallery or make one themself, how do they do that?  Art.com has created a great widget.  Now they have to turn on the marketing engines.  Art.com has developed the application on Facebook, but similary there is no viralness.  There should be an embed or share button somewhere.  There might be, but I couldn’t find one.

If you want to get one of these widgets, go to http://affiliates.art.com

Losing a San Francisco Icon

“I arrived in San Francisco  with no job, a pregnant wife and less than $1,000 to my name.” – Walter Shorenstein, billionaire, San Franciscan and owner of the largest private real estate company in the US.

Clinton and Shorenstein

RIP Walter Shorenstein.  Herb Caen, famed Pulitzer winning columnist, used to be so mad at Walter Shorenstein for ruining the San Francisco skyline and views with the large buildings that he owned (the Bank of America building was his most famous) and built.  Now two of San Francisco’s largest fans can continue their conversation in heaven.  Herb will tell him not to build any buildings in the afterlife.  He’ll also tell him that it is cool, but not as nice as San Francisco.

I only met Mr. Shorenstein personally once.  He was a very quiet billionaire, but if you knew San Francisco and politics, you knew the name.   In fact it was hard to escape in San Francisco and New York where his name could be found on buildings (his daughter just won a Tony for the revival of August Wilson’s Fences).  San Francisco is a small town in many ways so it is hard not to run into people some time in our lives.

Like Herb Caen, I hated Walter Shorenstein too!  16 years ago I got married and came home to San Francisco from my “Big Italian New Jersey Wedding” on our way to Hawaii.  We were dropping off our bags and picking up our honeymoon bags and flying out the next morning.  The problem was that our car (with house keys in the glove compartment) had been towed from in front of my parent’s house.  This crazy rich guy had our whole street towed for his wife’s funeral which took place at San Francisco’s Temple Emanuel.  By the way, I live on a street where homes were built before people had cars so we all parked on the street back then on the street.  Needless to say I never carried my wife into our first home.   I spent my second night of marriage at the tow yard.  Ironically the World Cup was going on that year as well as I remember sitting in the tow office watching soccer.

Four years later I was still holding a grudge about that night and was out for a run when I got jumped by several secret service people outside of Mr. Shorenstein’s house in the Sea Cliff neighborhood where I lived.  Seems that I was of poor timing as President Clinton had been spending the night and was about to go for a run.  Mr. Shorenstein had said that he’d seen me in the neighborhood and apologized.  I thanked him and he introduced me to the President.  I wonder if they both remembered my sweaty and stunned handshake.  Not often that you get to shake hands with a current President and a billionaire in the same minute.  I never got to tell Mr. Shorenstein about my towed car story, but it was now pointless.  This man was a philanthropist.  He saved our baseball team from moving, he donated his money freely, and he did it as many would call “The San Francisco Way” (with style).

Now almost 16 years later to the day of his wife’s passing, the quiet billionaire and supporter of Presidents has passed and I’m bracing myself.  Monday will be his funeral and now that I’m back living across the street from the Temple, I’m expecting multiple Presidents in attendance.  My guess is that I will have an unobstructed view of President’s Clinton and Carter as well as VPs Walter Mondale and Al Gore.  Others I expect in attendance are Senator Diane Feinstein (a former neighbor), Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (also a former neighbor) , and Mayor Gavin Newsom.   So I guess I will be there as well.

Well that is my story about Walter Shorenstein.  Attached is the article from the San Francisco newspaper to get a broader view of his career: SFGate – Click Here for article

Growing up watching a legend – Say Hey & The Freak

Baseball in San Francisco enjoys a rich history although not one of success with no World Series victories to call its own. 52 years of baseball in San Francisco and while there have been many faces of the franchise, there is no doubt that Mays, Bonds and now Lincecum for the forseeable future will be the legacy names depending upon the generation you call yours.  

Mays and Lincecum

I think the Barry Bonds era is officially over.  He’s pretty much forgotten as Tim (“The Freak”)  Lincecum has captured the imagination and how holds the torch for the San Francisco baseball community.  And while many not have lived long enough to know it, while Barry was so long the face of the community, he really didn’t capture the imagination of San Francisco as much as Willie (“The Say Hey Kid”) Mays and Tim Lincecum have done.  He stood on a pedastal while Willie and Tim have personalities that reflect the San Francisco of their times.  Although I was only 5 years old when Willie Mays handed me his autographed baseball while I handed him some steaks as we stood in the freezer of my grandfather’s butcher shop, I remember it like it was yesterday.

Willie moved to San Francisco and the City was electrified by this young “African-American” who had enthusisam and personality that transcended racial barriers.  Willie Mays, along  with my  grandfather, a Chinese butcher, who through some luck had come into some money were still in a racially divided society despite the liberalness of San Francisco in the early ’60s.  My grandfather, was unable to purchase a home outside of the Chinatown community.   My grandfather had earned some money from the sale of his butcher shop to the City of San Francisco so they could build what would eventually become the current Moscone Convention Center

At the same time Willie Mays was refuted the ability to purchase a home and later chased out of his neighborhood.  Then mayor, George Christopher, a  Greek man who embraced civil rights, took both men in at separate times and they became friends.   My grandfather was eventually introduced by the mayor to another Greek man, John Vrahos, who helped my grandfather to become one of the first Asian homeowners in the ritzy suburb of Menlo Park which ironically today is heavily populated by the Asian community despite small print on most land deeds which still state that the property should not be sold to a person of color.  

Although my grandfather died almost a decade ago, when I see Willie Mays today, he still greets me and calls me “Phil’s grandson”.  I never got to ask my grandfather but in many ways I feel like Willie might have been his first black acquaintance and the for Willie, my grandfather might have been his first Asian acquaintance.

Tonight I watched my son sit mesmerized in front of the television as he watched Tim Lincecum mow down the Houston Astros.  Lincecum’s long hair is being copied by children all over San Francisco’s Little League fields such that you can barely tell the boys from the girls.  More importantly he is relating to a new generation of fans.  Walking his dog around the city with his girlfriend, Lincecum looks like any 20-something on the street.  His dimunitive size for a baseball player allows him to mesh in with the tourists and not call much attention to himself.

What is happening in San Francisco with Lincecum is truly unique.  Mays is undoubtedly the best player that ever played the game and those who grewup watching him were lucky.  With 2 Cy Youngs in his first 3 years, Lincecum is definitely one of the brightest stars in the game and I hope my child will some day look back and see how lucky he was to have grown up a Giants fan idolizing a future Hall of Famer.

Only in San Francisco – Bay to Breakers

Most everyone is proud of where they are from and holds dear to them many memories. 

As a native San Franciscan, I know there are many traditions and memories that keep the natives coming home.  Some traditions are gone and no longer can be shared with my children Playland, Doggie Diner, etc..  And yet some other traditions are even better than the past. No matter what, being a native of wherever you are from, you need to embrace change and thus the San Francisco Bay to Breakers is one of those reflective of the culture of the city it represents and what makes San Francisco unique.

The Famous Pink Gorilla

In it’s 99th year, the Bay to Breakers has become known as many things: The Largest Road Race in the World, The San Francisco Fun Run, The Biggest party in Sneakers…. but attracts all types. Where else can you see World Record Kenyans, costumed avatar runners, Centipedes (runners tied together who need to run in a circle at every mile marker), people pushing kegs, and yes, runners au naturel.

I’ve run the race approximately 15 times, my first coming as a 10 year old the last almost 20 years ago, but I took my son out to watch this morning in the chilly damp air in Golden Gate Park for a good laugh, some world class athletics, and a preview of our first run next year to cement his stature as a “True Native San Franciscan”. The race grew to as many as 100,000 runners back on the 75th anniversary and there were around 60,000 registered runners (an estimated 15K “fun runners”. 

Make sure to set your plans for the 3rd Sunday in 2011 for the 100th running and look for registration details here: http://www.ingbaytobreakers.com/

Please see attached photos for some of this year’s costumed highlights.  Don’t worry, I have edited this for frontal nudity!

Bay to Breakers is a party

Below is a link to my Facebook page with all of my photos (yes, including the nude ones) of the top runners, fun runners, costumed runners, etc.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=175734&id=688067623&l=b8188088e8

Business Lemmings and Lack of Marketing Fundamentals

Advertising is tax deductible, so we all pay for the privilege of being manipulated and controlled.
Noam Chomsky
US activist & linguist (1928 – )

Before I rant, let me just say 3 things:

1. Other than email marketing from an owned list, a well run affiliate marketing program is the best ROI marketing tool on the web when it comes to sales.

2. When it comes to customer aquisition, a well run affiliate marketing program provides the cheapest way to bring new customers or returning lapsed customers back to your business.

3. In the new world of social media and the fragmented web, we are finally at the point of peer-to-peer distributed marketing at it’s purest online form.

Now if you don’t believe these statements as fact, you (and your dog) can stop reading right here and talk to my hand.

Yesterday the State of Colorado passed a bill that caused Amazon, the so-called father of Affiliate Online Marketing to shut out its’ community of affiliate marketers on the Web.  Some say that Amazon could have fought the State and others say that Amazon was sticking by it’s principles, but I say this is all a silly excuse by Amazon like many other greedy companies to cut their costs.  They weren’t afraid that this might prevent them from having to do this in other states, but what I do fear is that this action will cause the many corporate lemmings of affiliate marketing to say, “we should follow Amazon’s lead” and drop our Colorado affiliates too.

A little over a decade ago, the lead venture capital firm , CMG Ventures, for my start-up specifically came to us and I was given money to “build an affiliate marketing program just like Amazon’s”.  Back then, a deal with AOL was worth something, eyeballs were worth something, and building a strong affiliate marketing program was worth something.  They were right.  a $10MM investment turned int0 a $100MM business just 2 months later.  I remember our acquirer marveling at how I had amassed 25K new points of distribution that drove 8% of our business.

While some might debate the validity of the analysis during those years, affiliate programs still were the unsung heroes of driving traffic for online companies which had no real name for themselves.  The new online “dot-coms” and their online affiliate partners dominated and created formidable foes for their larger “brick and mortar” foes.  The hope was to build a large enough network  that would help fend off the bigger brands once they entered the online world.  Other than email, the best marketing ROIs came from affiliate programs where contextual selling becme the key buzzwords along with collaborative filtering”.  Back then and today though, companies really struggled to figure out whether these programs were “brand builders” or “traffic drivers”.  I’ll address this in another post.

Now today you hear about Amazon dropping their affiliate marketing program in certain states because of taxes.  Are they turning  their back on the girl that brought them to the prom?  Are they putting man’s best friend out on the street?  Let’s get something straight.   There are alternatives.  They can charge taxes in those states and let those politicians see the inequities.  People understand.  How many times have you purchased something online where it said something like, “those in CA, VA, TX, and NY must pay 4% additional”?  Happens all the time.  Don’t tell me that Amazon couldn’t have imposed that strategy.  Not to mention at a time when affiliate marketing is now showing some oats with the power of social media marketing coming in to play, there is no doubt that affiliate marketing is beginning to feel it’s traction again.  This can’t happen in every state or else all affiliates will be living in another country or New Jersey (take your pick).

I’ve even had people in my company (you know the people who know little about your business but always like to send you links just because the follow Guy Kawasaki and Alltop which makes them a genius) send me the Colorado announcement and say “oops, looks like your Colorado affiliates are all going away.”   It just shows the lack of clarity as my current business doesn’t fall  under those same laws.  The rush to judgment like lemmings would easily spell the ending of affiliate marketing as we know it.  “Why would they do something like that then?”, I’ve been asked.

If you haven’t worked inside a large company, the phrases “customer ownership”, “brand dilution” and “incremental sales” are terms I’ve heard mentioned at almost every large company I’ve worked with.  There is no doubt that now that Amazon is a large firm and not just some online start-up that they might just feel they don’t need as much help from the online community helping to build brand equity and that they already own the customer because just about everyone online knows who Amazon is by now, is in their database, and is no longer an incremental customer (somebody who hasn’t purchased from them before).  They no doubt have done some analysis and figured what percentatge of those links from Colorado were already customers or could have come from links from somewhere else instead.  As much as Google is the big Brother of the Web, Amazon knows more about Web consumption behavior than anyone.

So you see, they have spent the last 10 years gaining ownership over your traffic that you sent them.  Your Uncle Charlie who clicked through your link in your blog and bout Sarah Palin’s book?  Yep, Amazon now has his email on file.  And likely knows his birthday and the last 8 items he looked at online.  That next purchase?  Yep, they don’t need your Colorado taxes and can pocket that 4% affiliate commission they aren’t going to pay out anymore.

Yep, Amazon is smart and they know points 1 & 2 stated above.  What they argue though is statement #3 and where politicians look like the greediest (and dumbest) of all.  Politicians are also to blame here.  So this is a new advertising tax, eh?  So now when I tell my friend via Facebook or Twitter about a cool book and add an affiliate link, that I should be taxed for opening my mouth?  Dear Mr. Colorado Governor, since when is giving advice taxable?  Are you going to tax every conversation on the Web?  Books have always been sold because someone told them it was good or because the NY Times put it on their Bestseller list (Oh so now we might want to get all those last taxes for those NY Times Best Seller referrals)!  Let’s have some common sense.

This just won’t happen.  People will lose jobs.  Measurable consumption will disappear.  Good, quality advertising techniques and methodologies will be left behind in the dust.

As we post this entry, the Senator from Colorado has said he will listen to those who will want to complain.  Let’s hope this is more action than just a political move.

The Ugly, the Bad, and the Good from Affiliate Summit 2010

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the problem is I do not know which half

Lord Leverhulme 1851-1925, British founder of Unilever and philanthropist

 

I was recently asked to recap my thoughts on this past Affiliate Summit for colleagues in my Company as many are new to the business and we are going through a reogranization .  It was pretty remedial and I wished I could have elaborated more.  The industry has come a long way but it still has a long way to go.  The good thing is that it has been two months, so nobody will read this anyway.

When I posted before I left for the annual Affiliate Summit, I had lots of thoughts about the industry and its direction. And while the Affiliate Summit gave me many more things to ponder, I think many of the assumptions I had going in were answered or at least became a little more clear to me.  I have to say that I probably find myself on the more conservative side of the industry, but since I work in the more corporate end of the affiliate marketing industry that is probably where I get my opinions.  That said, as an affiliate marketer industry veteran like most in the industry, we are rogues, entrepreneurial thinkers, outside of the box workers, and sometimes just plain troublemakers.

This year’s Affiliate Summit keynote was delivered by Dr. Robert Cialdini, psychologist and author of Influence: The Psychology of PersuasionI’d actually heard Dr. Cialdini before and thought his speech would be rather interesting with this crowd given that the last time I’d heard him was in a room full of MBA alumni in our local Commonwealth Club.  Online affiliates are a crazy mix of people.  Most are on their second careers.  I’ve met ex-lawyers, ex-dcotors, empty nesters, etc.  But if there is one way to describe them all in one, it’s tenacious marketers.  these people sell all day long and thus Dr. Cialdini’s speech while maybe falling on virgin ears to many was a rallying call to them.  “How can I influence people and make them buy from me?”  So why is this relevant and why am I rambling? Well one of the psychological influencing tools that Dr. Cialdini uses is to tell you the good news last.  And that is why I reversed the title of this entry to The Ugly, the Bad & the Good”.

The UGLY – Given that I’ve been in the affiliate marketing world for 12 years now I expect to see change.  How long is 12 years in this business?  Scott Jangro just received the industry “Legend” award which I think qualifies me as a dinosaur (my boss so aptly called me a relic).  Well there has been change, but we are still getting a lot of new people in the industry.  I stomp my feet and smile when standing in front of a big sign that says “Ticketmaster” and someone asks me what we’re selling.  There are lots of people new to the industry and patience (lots of it) goes a long way.  I actually think that the most interesting person I met at the conference was a new first time attendee that I met at the blackjack table at 2 in the morning (Yes the conference was in Vegas, and part of why this was Ugly).

So what’s ugly?  It’s that this industry has become more complex in its problems.  It still struggles for the respectability and recognition of the contributions that it provides to the online world, and many of the basic understandings of the industry are still questioned and not being practiced in a respectful manner.  This is not the fault of the industry but the greater understanding of affiliate marketing in general

THE BAD?  The bad is that while there is innovation, there needs to be more.  There appear to be a lot of businesses which are varations of others.  The exhibit floors are aisles of networks peddling the same things.  Everyone claims their network or platform is better than the next.  As a merchant one could just look at all those networks and say forget it.  In speaking with other merchants, many said that they couldn’t fathom the commoditization of networks.  Sure, some had unique propositions such as video or mobile implementaions, but there was very little else different between the models.  While the idea of belonging to multiple networks turns off many people because of the lack of control, publishers are left to play with many of them, not being able to really differentiate one vs. the other.  That doesn’t mean that merchants are any better.  The lack of representation from merchants such as Amazon, the leading merchant innovator, as well as traditional brand names leaves the publishers very little choice but to deal with the networks who try to act on the behalf of these merchants.  It also shows a bit of concern about the lack of interest by management of these companies.

 THE GOOD  Well for all the issues, there are still some cornerstones that enable the industry to thrive.  Affiliate marketing continues to be the most economical marketing online tool.  ROI driven companies are starting to notice how efficient  these programs are in terms of sales.  As Gary Vaynerchuk said, affiliates are the hardest working people on the web (the also are the hardest partying).  Many of the original pioneers in the business have done very well for themselves and many veterans in the industry (Todd Crawford) continue to innovate and develop new businesses to adress many of the problems that have plagues the industry for the last decade. 

The industry doesn’t  have as much low hanging fruit as it used to but there still exist lots of opportunities to innovate There are people still focused on financial gain or first mover advantage. We have to move beyond that.  As this past year’s speaker (@copyblogger) mentioned, those who work at it longer will win.  There is still a lot of opportunity to win in social media, feeds, APIs, etc.  when you combine with affiliate marketing.

In the end though, what makes the industry is the people.  It is one of the best parts about the affiliate market industry and as long as it attracts more smart and knowledgeable people. And if it retains the learnings of the past 12 years, it would become a staple in the arsenal of all successful online marketers and not just an afterthought.